A Special Event for ABDNHA Volunteers
 
  First comes the wine.

Everyone brings a bottle of wine along with a tiny plate of after-dinner nibbles to go with the wine. We will provide small tasting cups and you get to try whatever wines you choose.
Everyone also gets to vote for their favorite wine. 

The highly coveted WHINE UNTIL MIDNIGHT award goes to whoever has the winning wine.

 
  Then comes the whining contest

That's the entertainment!  You get to WHINE, or (at least) watch other people whine.

If you wish to whine after your wine you will have 2 minutes to step forward and publicly drone on and whine about whatever does not suit your fancy. You can whine about how the moon just isn't the same anymore, about how the coyotes have taken over your golf course, or whatever else just isn't the way you think it should be. 

Keep it light and funny!  If you wine about your spouse or partner you will need to sign a liability waiver.

The winner will be scientifically determined by a finely calibrated clapometer and a highly trained technician to measure the enthusiasm of the crowd. 

What's a clapometer?  Too hard to explain.  You just have to be there. 
It will all end at (Borrego) Midnight -  9 pm.

 
  If you volunteer for ABDNHA in any way, give programs, lead hikes, help in the Nature Center, help in the office, help with special events, then YOU are invited! 

No charge but space is limited to justs 50 people. 

Reserve early or you might just have to whine on the sidewalk about not getting in.
Register online to reserve your spot! 
 
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